1. iguanamouth:

    two UNUSUAL HOARD commissions for matt, i never want to draw another spoon in my entire life (but breakfast sounds great)

  2. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    gamecuboid:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

    "you’ve got a friend in me"

    image

    GOD

    (via pizza)

  3. filthy-hippie-vibes:

    intergalacticsloth:

    askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

    tennants-hair:

    VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

    DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

    BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

    BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

    SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

    Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

    The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around

    Why must they fuck with our emotions like this!?

    (Source: lumos5001, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

  4. frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

    frenums:

    how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

  5. “If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?”
    Unknown (via sharkeisha)

    (Source: witchury, via pizza)

  6. cannedviennasausage:

    noneuclidean:

    The start of a little project I’m working on.

    perfection

    (via iguanamouth)

  7. real-gifs:

    colormebadder:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    Yes lord

    The decision to follow listoflifehacks might end up killing me but I’ll die happy so

    (via pizza)

  8. iguanamouth:

    WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

  9. katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

    katiegeewhiz:

    I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

    (Source: neilaglet, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

  10. uneboulette:

    katespencer:

    normanbuckley:

    This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

    This is me every time I look at Harry Styles. 

    If you ever wanted to know what it was like to be around me when I’m super drunk, here you go.

    (via caragh)